10 Commandments for Guys

[Mojo Jojo]

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[Kracka]

That just shows how fucked up girls really are! Sorry bitches, none of you really are princesses! A few of those do make a lot of sense though, she just works stuff so poorly. Reid is right though, the "nice guy" always get the play. I've been the nice guy and the ass, being an ass practically guarantees women will follow. Although one of the girls I was an ass to ended up running to my best friend :) I agree completely with #7, that exact thing has happened to be so many times (I almost always open doors).

[Black97civic]

I agree completely with #7, that exact thing has happened to be so many times (I almost always open doors).


One time my friend went out with a girl and he opened doors for her. You know why he didn't get a second date??

"When he opened those doors for me, I was thinking, I can do it for myself, I'm not a baby!!"

We can't win guys, just get one drunk enough and marry her that night, otherwise its an uphill battle for the rest of your life.

[tim]

This crap sounds simple enough. But I must say, nice guys are looked over, always.
You are 100% correct. The nice guy always gets the shaft.

This girl sounds like a real lesbo that has not come out yet.

[stikx]

One time my friend went out with a girl and he opened doors for her. You know why he didn't get a second date??

"When he opened those doors for me, I was thinking, I can do it for myself, I'm not a baby!!"

We can't win guys, just get one drunk enough and marry her that night, otherwise its an uphill battle for the rest of your life.
Preach on brother!

[Steeltwo]

this bitch isn't serious

let me explain.

#1. women want a prick, but they want a prick that will occasionally be nice to them. The nicer I am to my g/f, the worse I get treated. If I do not answer my phone when she calls for a day. The next day i'll get booty. this theory is 100% effective in the real world applications.
#2. i don't care, a hummer is a hummer. that nutbomb is my gift to you, do with it as your please.
#3. stop being so clingy, this world isn't just about you.
#4. if you bitch about putting the seat down, then you are a anal bittie and do not deserve any mans time. Something so small and stupid should not matter. This is why megan here only gets to slam clams.
#5. hahahahahahaahah, STFU. your eyes are a nice shade of SHIT brown.
#6. can't argue to be honest
#7. no arguments once again, but do not expect us to open doors if you aren't putting out. You pay for that privledge.
#8. I wonder if this dumb hooker knows it's VIII and not IIX? Apparently not. anyway. This is the pot calling the kettle black in the clearest of ways.
#9. could care less to be honest how long it takes. Just do not tell me to be there at 7 and when i get there you are still drying your hair.
#10. the thought of this and this nappie skank makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

[Kracka]

#10: Fuck you, most chicks, including you, won't admit it but they love being choked and having their head slamming aginast the wall.

[1slowdsm]

And if you don't, I can just tell my dad. The only problem he would have is where to hide the body.

Fuck. Who'd want a freak like that! No wonder she's all pissed off about guys-->no one wants her, because they dont wanna die yet.
Being the "nice" guy and being an "ass" didnt work for me either and that was in one relationship. Some girls are way too picky in some cases. Some want a lot, but ask for little and want you to solve the near impossible puzzle of what they want. In my experience.

[slowbubblecar]

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Must have had a lot of time on your hands to pull this one up.

[IneedaGSX]

Some girls are way too picky in some cases. Some want a lot, but ask for little and want you to solve the near impossible puzzle of what they want. In my experience.

I agree.