A Shopping List That Is Just Wrong!

[tpunx99GSX]

LMFAO, soooo heres how the nights gonna go....

I am going to find the biggest vat of petrolium jelly I can find, jump in it and take a pack of Hillshire Farms Polish sausages with me. You can only imagine what kinky things I have in mind for myself after that. I figure that after that, I will have to go and find several big women and guys that are willing to do the naked slimey spoon thing. Oh yea, I can't wait!

[AJ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Raptor]

Originally posted by DSMStyle@Oct 2 2004, 04:16 PM
Look what I found on the shelf next to swannys bed.
You probably found it when you were climbing out of his bed. You sick perverse flakes are really starting to scare me.

[niterydr]

I got a really strange look from the checkout clerk when he rang me up with this stuff.


*edit very clever of you, whoever the tard was that edited my post.

[Raptor]

Originally posted by carltalon@Oct 2 2004, 01:36 AM
GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!!! mike start working in my FMIC..
Don't include me with these two fags. Give me a call and we can figure out the FMIC.

[Raptor]

Actually, I confess, it was my list. Combined with a few specific tools, you can be very accurate in making sure the volume of each port or combustion chamber is equal as well as determining exact compression ratio etc. It is worth doing even with the availability of a flowbench just to ensure everything is the best it can be.

Some times humor gets taken a bit far around here. But it is all in fun. When it comes to business, everything is taken seriously or I wouldn't be here.

I should also note that despite AJ's strange comments about retarded sheep and cats and various other things, both he and Josh are both straight at least as far as I know and I believe their girlfriends would agree.

[SuperSleeper]

After reading this thread, I've decided I am always going to call first before stopping by. I don't want to walk in on any love/hate sex sessions between nipples and homo.

[Khadgar]

I'm sure they wouldn't mind you joining in.

[Raptor]

:uh: