Favorite Quotes

[dylan]

Life is too important to take seriously.

[finch63tsi]

life has it bad times and it's good times

but if we didn't have any bad times it wouldn't be any fun!!! :cheers:

[JDM]

Originally posted by dylan@Jul 26 2004, 09:31 PM
Life is too important to take seriously.
Don't take life too seriously, you're not getting out of it alive anyway...



Listen.... Do you smell something? -Ghost Busters

I ate a big red candle today -Anchorman

The snozberries taste like snozberries! -Willie Wonka OR Super Troopers

OHHH!!! God Yes, Ahhh! Right There!!! -Debbie Does Dallas

You still got beat by a 3g -Joe K (2003 Eclipse) owning Tom (Tpunx99gsx)

Oooooh.... Oh no! He didn't! That's gonna be expensive! -The guys at Elite after I got done competeing in the burnout contest.

[JDM]

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."**Woody Allen**
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*"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield**
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*"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.** Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."** *Lynn Lavner**
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*"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."****Camille Paglia***
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*"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are* *unimportant."** *George Burns***
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*"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole* *relationship." Sharon Stone***
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*"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."**Tiger Woods**
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*"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack**Nicholson**
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*"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."****Robin Williams***
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*"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."** Billy Crystal***
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*"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in**front of men than**they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."** Robert De Niro***
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**"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"*Dustin Hoffman**
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*"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."********Robin Williams**
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*" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."****** Steve Martin**
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*" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."**Oscar Wilde***
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*" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns



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[Nash]

It's eaiser to get forgivness then it is permisson.

[520Talon]

If you can't dazzel them with brilliants... blind them with bulls**t.

[tpunx99GSX]

Girls dont give head right. LOL

"People that say money is the root of all evil, dont have any"
"Money doesnt equal happiness??? fuck that, Look at the Big Fucking Smile on my face"

"big things come in small packages"
"its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean."

"Life is not short, life is the longest thing your gonna do. Plan ahead and try everything you can." -My brother the night before i left.

[MATCHBX]

Those who criticize the younger generation seem to forget who raised it.

Oh and the ones in my sig....

[93laserawd]

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!!!-----Stiffler

No matter how bad shit gets always remember after every dark night there is always a brighter day.--------Tupac Shakur R.I.P.

Hang up and drive!!!!!

He who stands on toilet................high on pot.

[CDeutsch]

"Trying is the first step towards failure. " - Homer

'You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money." ' - Jay in Chasing Amy