How A $500 Craigslist Car Beat $400K Rally Racers

[Nightjoker7]

Fricken nutts http://jalopnik.com/5497042/how-a-500-craigslist-car-beat-400k-rally-racers

[Andrew7dg]

I live for these stories!

"I think I am in second. But I went off and ripped the drivers rear shock right out of the car. Might be able to weld it but service is like a half hour. "

" hauling ass on rally tires with other rally cars while Mexican cops try to keep up with you is priceless."


"I once asked Bill why he insisted on going through every spectator section crossed up and with the engine banging off the limiter. "Dude," he said, "I don't care if it costs me a couple of tenths. It makes the fans go nuts."

"Fuel pump seized with three stages left. I took it out, banged on it, borrowed a knife from a police officer and cut up some random cockpit harness to reverse the flow and banged on it until it worked again."


"So before the final time control, I climbed under the car and undid the motor mount arm with the awesome little factory tool kit in the trunk. So then I could fab up the new part at my convenience and then pull the car out of parc ferme just to swap arms. It worked great. We now have a steel arm and factory mount. Gas tank still patched with RTV and duct tape. Wasn't time to drain tank and JB Weld it. Hopefully it stays on today."

"Oh, I got mooned yesterday. A dude runs three feet into the road, turns around, drops his pants, and grabs ankles. WTF. It's in the video. So is Slocum yelling at me for giving a thumbs-up out the window to the photo guys and fans as I drive sideways into the corner with opposite lock. I thought it looked awesome. "
"They said that I must be part Mexican because of the way I fix my car. That's a compliment, right?"

[Nightjoker7]

Ya this is one of the most bad ass reads I have seen for awhile, kinda funny I found it on Hardocp.com.

[Matt D.]

You're a bit behind. :)

http://mitsustyle.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26023

[scheides]

HardOCP represent!

Repost though :)

http://mitsustyle.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26023

Someone posted this in the shoutbox the other day too. If the original thread had been named a little better it'd avoid the confusion...stupid tehehodi!

[Nightjoker7]

Damn lol, surprised I never saw it. Maybe a more descriptive title would have caught my eye.