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Forced Fed
10-09-2009, 11:36 PM
These are just a few outrageous messages she sent me over facebook. I mean should my Mom's friend be telling me this stuff honestly?


Ericka

I can believe that you are online the same time that I am. Did you have to ask your mom who I was?


Ericka


Let me guess it will be only girls with big boobs right. And they have to weight less than 135. right


Ericka

I cant get over how much you look like mark. Your dad look just like you when he was younger. It just floors me. I can see much of kelly in you. SO let me guess you have her wild side?


Ericka

You are to funny. I cant wait to see her.I will have to come up some time and the 3 or us can go out and party.


Ericka

So how old are you now 22. how many girlfriends do you have and dont tell me none cuz you are *my last name*


Ericka

You golf!! let me guess you have a handycap of 3


Ericka

So why have you not landed this girl yet? what is wrong with her??


Ericka


UMM I would just go for the drinks screw that golf that is just forplay. get down to it.



Ericka


when you take your time that is when you dont get in. If you know what I mean not talking sex. Not say that you arent hot but there are other boys looking at her too so that is why you need to make the move fast. You can do it smooth enough that she will never know tat you made a move.


Ericka

Da I have been there. Boy are fun to play wiht just ask good old mom. She will tell you.

TurboDomestics
10-10-2009, 12:07 AM
go for it!

asshanson
10-10-2009, 12:57 AM
Emily: She's totally not flirting, just giving girl advice. And trying to live vicariously through you (aka wanting to be young again)
Me: I disagree, she's flirting.

Constant_Project21
10-10-2009, 01:11 AM
Got 3 words for ya, she wants on...lmao

Swifty1638
10-10-2009, 01:43 AM
LOL andrew and emily..cute.

In the great words of that gaga chick: "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick..I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

goodhart
10-10-2009, 01:44 AM
Throw it in her........then share the story!

:pc:

mdost03
10-10-2009, 02:10 AM
In for pics.

viridionplague
10-10-2009, 03:02 AM
if your single and shes hot whats the harm, but she totally wants some. why else would she even bring up half that shit?

t-revzr
10-10-2009, 09:06 AM
Do work!!!

Kracka
10-10-2009, 09:53 AM
Lay pipe son.