NDSU Security Email

[HiImBrian]

We get automated emails from campus security whenever something out of the ordinary or an emergency arises. Well, we just got this the other day! hahaha

At approximately 6:40 PM today, Monday, February 16, 2009 a male subject
was observed exposing himself and masturbating on the second floor of the
NDSU Library.

The suspect is described as a black male, clean shaven, in his mid-20's,
trim build about 5 foot 10 inches, nicely dressed in a khaki colored hip
length jacket, with a dark plaid golf hat, dark gray pants, with a black
laptop case over his shoulder.

There were no words spoken nor were there any physical acts or threats
towards anyone in the Library.

Anyone having information relating to this suspect is urged to contact the
NDSU University Police at 701-231-8998.

This transmission is authorized by the University Police and is being
transmitted by the Communications Call Center.

[cmspaz]

ROFL. That's great.

My second year at ISU, the school newspaper had a little quiz about things you've done. I forget what the scale was on, but one of the items was having sex in the library tiers...

[311evo]

Haha! nice!

In high school there was a guy in my grade who got caught doing that, he got suspended for 2 weeks hah.

[Halon]

Ha, nice. That's the college my g/f went to.

We had someone "leaving fecal matter" in the stairwells in high school. They made a TV announcement about it. Turned out it was a Special Needs kid.

[FattyBoomBatty]

NDSU's security is the worst. I had a ford thunderbird when I started there. It was super clean, no rust, ran perfect, leather, everything. Well, some meth heads broke into it to steal my cd player (yeah, I forgot to take the face off.) but they did it in the afternoon on a sunday. Lame. Anyway the retard campus rent-a-cop called me and said my car had been "vandaled" or however you spell that word, since it doesn't exist.

They are retards and probably racist as well.