I can't even think of a clever title...

[polishmafia]

...for this website. This is so damn funny.

Its work safe, but I don't think I'd want to get caught reading this for a while.

http://holladaddy.com/

Guy pretends to be 'gangsta' (or "frum da street" if you will) on MySpace. A social experiement of sorts. This may eat up a good 30 minutes to an hour of your time.

The first entry..





Message she sent me:
W@Z UP WIITH YOU??? II W@NT3D TO S@Y TH@T YOU LOOL3N S3XII @S H3LL... SO II H@D TO CUM BY @ND S@Y HII =}


My response:
sumthinz wrong wit yo A key on yo keyboard, u fukkin trickass bustah

[Halon]

HAHAHA, hillarious!!!!

[Halon]

Me:
oh dats nice gurl. im so hard right now. Do i gets any chips with dose? Can a brutha get some grapesoda?


Her:
of course u can wats a sandwich with no chips or grapesoda!?


I LOVE IT!!!!

[viridionplague]

Her response:
***** first of all who da fuck u think u tawkin to like dat cuz it sho da fuck aint bout to b me. u dont kno me like et so dont b cumin at me wit dat shyt. if im so fuckin dumb den delete me nicca its dat damn simple. bitch betta get ya mind right. real tawk.


Me:
What the fuck is a nicca?

I totally want to fuck your son.



thats site is probly wrong on 4 to 9 diffrent levels, ill finish reading it later, good find

[311evo]

lol! awesome read.

[Febo]

I cant beleive these chicks go along with him acting like a pedophile

"She seems more upset over the fact that I wasn't talking about her rather than the notion of a full grown adult who can't speak English fucking her baby sister"

[Super Bleeder!!]

you motherfucker that shit is impossible to stop reading!

[1slowdsm]

This is long as hell but it's hilarious.

This conversation with this quote in it made me laugh so hard. LOL.

"datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha.
u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? ....."

[cmspaz]

Me:
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... now you've confused me.

Gangbangers can't read or write.

Her:
WHO TOLD YOU THAT

Me:
It's a well-known fact.
This conversation was awesome.

[At-Least-It's-An-Evo]

hahahaha.

Me:
maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.


Her:
WOW THATS GROSS


Me:
NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all.