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iceminion
10-25-2008, 04:20 PM
Picture this, me and my buddies are rolling around in a minivan at about 930pm ish in maple grove, we are going to get some grub and then we were gonna go see the max payne movie.

We come to the stoplight going north on northwest blvd at the 94 intersection, all of a sudden this HORRIBLE sound comes from the right as this black blazer (with a flag) lurched its front into the air as it vigorusly drove across the intersection.

at about 10 MPH the blazer had a HUGe shower of sparks coming out the back of it.

The whole event probably took like 10 seconds, but it felt like it was in slow motion.

As the blazer made it across the intersection it made a HARD RIGHT turn into the BP gas station, the ramp up to the station is a steep one, as it turned right and started up the incline it lurched and almost fell over backwards, at that point we were all OMFGROFLing so hard we could not even drive, i looked to my right where everyone else at the stop light was laughing their ass off.

Im sure the blazer was a spectacle with all 4 wheels: it was lifted, loud and had altezza taillights and a flag! you could laugh at this thing even if it was parked.

So you can imagine how funny it was on 3 wheels

im glad the wheel didnt hit me, because that would be my #3.

OmgAwd
10-25-2008, 04:31 PM
Haha. What a pile.

311evo
10-25-2008, 04:42 PM
Lol, awesome.

SnoEclipse
10-25-2008, 04:43 PM
Sounds like some idiot bought all of their 'bolts' from Home Depot. That cheap Chinese crap wouldn't hold a fly down to a piece of turd......

EclipseGST
10-25-2008, 05:09 PM
The whole axle came out! Nice work.

4g63tcrazy
10-25-2008, 06:00 PM
Just to clear it up that would be a POS ford excursion not a blazer. Funny non the less!

Kevin 1G Drummer
10-25-2008, 07:22 PM
Just to clear it up that would be a POS ford excursion not a blazer. Funny non the less!
I'm not sure if you've noticed, but Excursions are a little bigger than that. It's a 4 door Blazer. Gotta wonder why the hell someone would drive it like that though.

HiImBrian
10-25-2008, 08:54 PM
is that the bp by perkins? I know a guy that works at that bp and he drives a sick lifted blazer, but his has a roof rack and lights up top I think. Anyways, that's probably why this guy was tryin to show off. The kid that works at the bp will put his blazer up on 3 wheels all the time just for kicks. I wouldn't reccomend it, but it looks pretty damn sweet!