Fails, hates, drinks, and masturbates: chronically

[b00stcreep21]

This is easy, sum your life up in 6 words.
If you need further instructions, don't post, I've already written one for you:

"No coat hangers available. Birth ensued."

[DSM_421]

ROFL if the title is what sums up your life! I will work on my six for mine...