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TkrPerformance
12-26-2007, 09:00 PM
http://hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/pics2/what_friendster_photos_mean.jpg
also to add
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL



Ø 40-ish..................................49.
Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic................................No breasts.
Ø Average looking.....................Moooo.
Ø Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Ø Feminist...............................Fat.
Ø Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
Ø New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional................. ..........bitch.
Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

scheides
12-27-2007, 12:58 AM
HAHAHAH this is awesome! Pirate one wins, but very closely cropped is spot on yo!

carltalon
12-27-2007, 06:01 AM
Those are great.

I used to be holding some sort of alcholic beverage. But I think I turned into guy with beard on couch.

tpunx99GSX
12-27-2007, 12:35 PM
Same goes with Myspace pics. I have actually gone on there and looked up some old people from my high school, and other people that i know who are large and in charge and looked at their pics they almost always have pics that are extreme closeups, or animated pictures. Just waiting for a lawsuit to come up where a guy sued a girl on myspace for false advirtisement

Goat Blower
12-27-2007, 01:46 PM
I tried online dating very briefly before I met my wife. Two out of the three weren't nearly as thin or cute as their pictures. The one that was had tattoos everywhere.

NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE
12-27-2007, 02:02 PM
funny shit

Kevin 1G Drummer
12-27-2007, 07:26 PM
Hahaha very funny!