Wanna put a halt on crime?

[b00stcreep21]

Then quit touching yourself!

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/85258/1_Problem_Facing_U_S_Masturbation

[Halon]

And here I thought I was a fairly law obiding citizen. Turns out I'm the uni-eye-bomber!

[Kracka]

Damn, link blocked by my work firewall!

[ExTREME]

And here I thought I was a fairly law obiding citizen. Turns out I'm the uni-eye-bomber!

LOL!!!

[DxCR]

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

So if places like... oh.... let's say... SBR would hire less jerkoffs, the problem would be fixed?

[NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE]

That's some funny shit!

[Kevin 1G Drummer]

It didn't work, but the "where to buy anit-masturbation equipment" link at the bottom of the page made me laugh pretty hard.

[DxCR]

not the blue lampshade, which wyotech campus are you going to?

[v8klla]

"Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. "

All I can say is wow... I guess everyone can have their opinions, but these people are just too far out there for me to comprehend.

[runninW.O.T.]

OMG ... Too funny!