Losing to a Viper

[AJ]

I know I have a 1400whp dyno chart fully tuned on c16! On the intronets, I'll talk so much shit it'll make my brain hurt. Give it up until I'm in person.

I'm going to school you with my 1401awhp dyno tuned go cart running stright Crisco. I guess if you don't care that you smell like methane gas this much then I don't either. Is your lady friend nick named the Manure Spreader?

[xveganxcowboyx]

I am the manly stud child of Ron Jeremy and an Arabian Horse. My cock is 24" long. Anyone care to call me out? I'll bitch slap you with my 600 hors ... I mean 24" schlong.

[DBMajik]

I am the manly stud child of Ron Jeremy and an Arabian Horse. My cock is 24" long. Anyone care to call me out? I'll bitch slap you with my 600 hors ... I mean 24" schlong.

I'll be seeing you in the Saloon bathroom tomorrow night. :sex2:

[Kracka]

If you want to know how much I made on the dyno, ask around. Plenty of people know just how little I make.

Have not. Should be an easy win for you, eh?

Why don't you just man-up and tell us? Oh wait, probably because other people know nothing but lies as well.

It WILL be an easy win for me. Know why? Because you won't show up, and even if you do, you won't race b/c of some excuse you'll dream up.

[2003eclipse]

what dyno? where's the graph? Whats your address so we don't have to wait til the 31st to take your money?

[tpunx99GSX]

Why don't you just man-up and tell us? Oh wait, probably because other people know nothing but lies as well.

It WILL be an easy win for me. Know why? Because you won't show up, and even if you do, you won't race b/c of some excuse you'll dream up.

Ill race you chris. We shall race to down 20 beers and the guy that wakes up with the fattest, dirtiest chick wins. If you get a disease thats extra credit.

[dumb_ricer]

That "blue" car was Kyle's, and assuming they both left at the same time, I think Kyle would be pulling, even on 26lbs.

He did 135 at 525whp, and we are close to 600whp on E85 (26PSI) that we run on "Closed Roads". Should be a ~140mph car on E85. More than enough to keep up with a basic supercharged viper.

And I don't think Kyle would *EVER* not race someone, unless his car wasn't working correctly.

[JET]

Can I be 4th on the list? I haven't even gotten close to 10's, so it should be easy for ya. It'll be a good excuse to get out and tune my car. PM me with how much $$$ I should bring with to give to you.

[dumb_ricer]

Yeah, Kyle will race this 10.80 car for money too:)

On the road, frumroll or frumdig.

[92EvilTalon]

hahaha this is great....:Flush: what alot of :kissass: after the 31th.

oh and...:postalot::pc: