Im Drunk

[tpunx99GSX]

Ok so im a little trashed but who cares im watching Dharma and Greg so im happy. What can ya do? Dharma is soooooooo Hot.
So i figure on this occasion i thought i spend a little time telling you a couple jokes and happy thoughts...
Dharma is hot.. eeee yeah
so this lady is in labor and she has her legs spread having the baby, well the doctor says to her, "Just one more push and the baby will be out" so she gives it one more huuge push and the doc grabs the baby by the legs slams it on the table rips its head off and says "HA HA, April fools... it was already dead."

ok so it was only one joke but i guess im the real joke... Oh well. hope yall are having as much fun as i am. im by myself but im drunk so alls good.
Tom :toast: :toast: :toast:

[-GSX-Falcon]

LoL....to me....that is seriously wrong. But ill give you a break considering the circumstances :beer:

[santa]

you should be slapped lol j/k

[AJ]

He's really in love with Greg. Fucking cornhole has nothing better to do than post up shit we read and only get dumber. Tom I should ban you just for being retarded, but instead your going in the pool tomorrow night. :banana: :toast:

[JiN]

Well I was just at AppleBees and i'm really wasint...wasted. I had ummm. liquid cocaine, and a lot of stuff. Prolly a good $40 worth of strong shit. Good times. Tood bad I wont remember whats going on by tomorrow. lso anyway, tom your gay ass is so gay. that joke wahsn5t5 funny. ok, so im looking silly. so ima goo, go. LMAO.

[Miranda]

so yeah ricks trashed and he's laughing so hard I think he just peed himself

[SuperSleeper]

Sober here. As usual.

Miranda, if Rickey nuts his pants, PLEEEEEASE take a picture for me. I'll never let him live it down. :bounce:

[tpunx99GSX]

yeah so, im still drunk, everyone come to my party tomarrow and i promise you will have fun.

[niterydr]

what did I say about that joke?

[Nash]

I'm sober here. Just got back from playing Holdem. I was the 1st gone! Couple of us started up a cash table, walk away up $117. Not to bad considering the last two in holdem just split the pot and won $120, and that includes thier original $20 to get in to the tournament.