The Official Noobie Thread

[rst95eclipse]

This thread is for all the noobs out there that feel that the O.G.'s are excluding you from a thread. Due to equal opportunity posting, I've decided to open our own exclusive thread. So if you have no clue how to use the search feature and/or can't spell, this is the thread for you. If you are wondering if you are a noob, then you are. All posts that contain proper English will be ignored and deleted. Please whore away...........

[Halon]

**crickets**

[sleepy2lazy]

So, Y can"t I TwIn TuRBo my GSX?
<--------Noob.

[turbotalon1g]

GT35R, 500awhp. no fuel upgrades! 10secs all day.

[FattyBoomBatty]

Due to equal opportunity posting...

No such thing.

[tpunx99GSX]

So, Y can"t I TwIn TuRBo my GSX?
<--------Noob.

you can, One of them can run off the muffler, the other off of the Oil drain line. I can draw you a picture if you are too noobish.
-HNIC

[turbotalon1g]

you can, One of them can run off the muffler, the other off of the Oil drain line. I can draw you a picture if you are too noobish.
-HNIC

LMAO, u just got jones'd nucca!!

[HiImBrian]

haha my favorite noob question is "should i buy a gst or a gsx" and then the next thing they ask is how to make 500whp "cheaply" stupid noobs. lets shoot them in the face.....with a gun



p.s. who would win in a race my eclipse rs or my buddies civic. they are both bone stock and push around 200 whp. hahahahaha

[x-pride]

How can I fit a VTEC in my DSM?

[INTRIGUED]

How can I fit a VTEC in my DSM?


Hughes will give you the low down on that. *Dr. Evil* Vtec in da "Laser"