Great ad description while looking on trader. [Archive]

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Jaei Sun

10-18-2006, 08:34 PM

Thought this was quite funny esp. since it seems to be posted by a dealership not a private seller. Found it on autotrader.

"1993 EAGLE TALON STREET RACER, FAST & FURIOUS WANNABE CAR FOR THE KID THAT HAS EVERYTHING BUT A FUNCTIONING BRAIN, PERFECT FOR THOSE DATES WITH BIG GIRLS WEARING TIGHT CLOTHES FOR THAT 10LBS OF CRAP IN A 5LB BAG LOOK. R U TEEN ENOUGH TO DRIVE THIS 1? GET IN HERE WITH YOUR STEPDADS $"

1slowdsm

10-18-2006, 10:48 PM

DAMN! check out those partially blacked out headlights. That's hilarious, especially from a dealership.

Matt D.

10-18-2006, 11:56 PM

Highlarious!

clean2g

10-19-2006, 05:34 AM

Damn.. is that some wide body action goin on in the rear? And some white dash.. big ballin.

10-19-2006, 08:15 AM

10LBS OF CRAP IN A 5LB BAG LOOK.

Fucking awesome!

Jana

10-19-2006, 09:48 AM

that's hilarious!!! :D

Goat Blower

10-19-2006, 02:17 PM

Old.

92EvilTalon

10-19-2006, 04:16 PM

new to me but funny as hell...

Bode

10-19-2006, 10:37 PM

Awesome!!!!!!!! That is one of the most accurate descriptions for that car. That is funny as hell.

Febo

10-21-2006, 04:37 PM

2 spoilers are always better than one, especially when your not able to open your hatch anymore.