View Full Version : Viking Troubles
92EvilTalon
08-27-2006, 09:58 PM
Oh...I think the whole Vikings franchise needs to be reworked. Right now I am keeping a close eye on the Browns out here. With some great off season choices and what not. All the Browns need is a Vet QB for Frye to learn from and that team be set. As for the Vikes after last years misshaps...I think the team was doomed from then on. But eh...I hope it will turn around for the best. If you need a good team you have to get rid of the bad eggs.
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A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and helmet.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave." The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Vikings receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
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:D
niterydr
11-13-2006, 11:06 AM
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A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and helmet.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave." The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Vikings receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
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:D
HAHAHAHAHA, NICE!
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