"APC Edition 325i" LOOK OUT!

[NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE]

If any of you guys are from the Plymouth/Minnetonka/Maple Grove area, you might have seen this white BMW 325i with an APC badge on his car. BOVADDICT (alex) help him "mod" his car at HTC in high school and apparently Alex suggested that removing the exhaust would make it faster, so he did... CHOP, deleted! Then he ordered a Civic Weapon R intake off ebay and ghetto rigged the bajesus out of it to fit and then he ordered a "performance chip" off ebay that is currently taped to his coolant sensor which is taped to the intake manifold. He actually thought he got 20HP or so from all this ghetto modification BS and just runs his mouth and thinks his car is tha shit and fast as hell and him and his dumbass friends roll around and think they are the shit in his Beamer and race everything they can fathom up racing. Alex and I were driving around tonight and decided to give him a call. So we meet up with him just to see if he's gonna talk shit, but him and his friend just started talking about how his new "mods" were bomb ass Dual brand subs and a box and an Apexi N1 muffler. Anyway, he asks me to pop my hood and the first thing his friend says is "Is that thing the turbo?!" And he points to my RED timing belt cover. blah blah blah, he decides we should go onto 394/12 and do a 20/40/60mph pulls. Well, he was left in the dust everytime and wanted more, but I had had enough and went home. So if anyone sees him, see what he says or does and you will get a hell of a kick out of the shit he and his friends talk about and say, well worth your time!:)

[AJ]

Next time anyone sees me can you just beat me to the ground with a very blunt object. PLEASE!

[Jakey]

Great.

[Halon]

Next time anyone sees me can you just beat me to the ground with a very blunt object. PLEASE!

Sure, but only after I get that sweater first!!

This is where I think Home Made Turbo forums have it right. When you get a random wierd topic that people are like HUH to, they just start posting up porn to revive it!!!

[joem]

Hey f@#$ you buddy my Beamer is fast and when I cranked up the subs I blew you away. You know you didn't stand a chance with all that sub woofer thrust.

[1slowdsm]

LMAO. Try molding the subwoofers to the rear exterior of the car. The thrust might help push the car to intense speeds! Heh Heh Heh...It's always fun having guys like that around. They dont know what the hell they're talking about so it's funny as hell when they talk.

[1ViciousGSX]

Next time anyone sees me can you just beat me to the ground with a very blunt object. PLEASE!We like our meat "tenderized" :p

[AJ]

That's the very last time you ever referance my meat and tenderized in the same sentance! :D

[NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE]

That's the very last time you ever referance my meat and tenderized in the same sentance! :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Tauni]

I knew a guy who claimed his N/A Cougar had 6 waste gates. Holy shit that thing was sooo fast!!!!!!! The 3 foot wing coming off his trunk added like 60 horse power!! WOW!!!!!!!!